You lost a ring. It is quite beautiful, and your name “Tina” is engraved in it. The good news is, we found it recently, in a park in North San Jose. The bad news is, we don’t know how to get it back to you.
So if you happen to find this post through the magic of the internet, please contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org. Describe the ring, including what is engraved on it where, and also where you lost it. We’ll get it back to you.
And to everybody else who still has their rings on their fingers, consider getting your email address engraved inside!